Twelve days of Kitschmas

A BBC News feature drew my attention to the Ship of Fools Twelve Days of Kitschmas which highlights some truly painful religion-related gifts. I'm pretty impressed with the BBC's lack of reverence.

My personal unfavourite is the Nativity Timer (illustrated) for boiling blessed brussel sprouts to perfection I assume.

But what's that at number 13? It's the Heroes of Atheism Mugs from the National Secular Society. I have those mugs! Why should the Lord have all the best rubbish indeed.